What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Yellow People !!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Lindsay Lohan

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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