Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

ure mama's so fat

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Manchester City

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

sucks Syntax...

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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