- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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