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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Detroit has a low crime rate

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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