- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A dog was barking at a tree

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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