What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What is older than history?

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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