- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Jovan

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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