A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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