Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Women's professional sports

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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