- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Women's rights.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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