It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Sloths

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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