womens rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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you give like i give lomain

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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