Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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