- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Women's Rights

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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