- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 9+10? 19

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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