- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What? Huh?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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