Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What is 9+10? 19

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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