Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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