- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What is the name of the car? What

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Knock Knock No solicitors

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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