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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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