Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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