What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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