- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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