Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Women's rights.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Anti Joke

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