- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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