- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

what's funny about war? nothing!

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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