- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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