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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Anti Joke

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad