How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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