- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

So FDR walks into a bar.

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