Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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