- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Bitch

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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