- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

penis. nuff said.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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