What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Christ is a conspiracy

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

whats green and lives in the water

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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