Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Golf.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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