What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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A gay man watches football.

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