- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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