- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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