A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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