- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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