- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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