What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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