- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

you see theres this guy.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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