- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Get up Look in the mirror

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

you see theres this guy.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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