What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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a man was shot.... he died

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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