What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Julian Ha.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Eric is gay Ha

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

So these two girls have a cup .

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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