What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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