- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Who is big and stupid My brother

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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