why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's better than a stick? A stone

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