- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Who is big and stupid My brother

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Nobody cares maddie!

black chicken. kfc

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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