your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What long black and tasty? Licorice

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Wanna hear a joke? no

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops