Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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