how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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