Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

1+2 = 6

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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