Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Manchester City

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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