Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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A man died.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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AIDS

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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