Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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