How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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