What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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