- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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