- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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