XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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