- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Men's rights

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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