- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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