an american walks out of a strip club.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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school homewrok

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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