HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

America

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

If the 49ers won the superbowl

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

HELLO EVERYONE

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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