Knock knock. Its open.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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