Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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