- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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