- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A blonde dies Lololol

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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