Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Men's rights

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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