- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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