- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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