Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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