- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

you gay?

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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