What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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