- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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