- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Suck pussy

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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